PLANT HUSTLE TEE
Not for plant lovers. For plant lifers.
“This ain’t a hobby. This is a goddamn plant hustle.”
This shirt wasn’t made for cute plant corners and gentle watering cans.
It’s for the repotters. The propagators. The soil-haulers.
The ones who answer DMs about fungus gnats like customer service reps.
The ones who’ve turned chlorophyll into currency — or obsession.
This isn’t merch.
It’s a uniform for anyone who’s ever:
– Hauled 40 lbs of potting mix up 3 floors
– Spent more time misting leaves than texting people back
– Turned a living room into a grow tent
– Sold a cutting to cover a bill
– Built an identity out of green, grit, and grind
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💪 THE SHIRT
We picked the Bella+Canvas 3001 — known across the industry for quality, comfort, and clean prints.
It’s lightweight, soft, and built for long days in the jungle (or the garage-turned-growlab).
Unisex fit – true-to-size with just enough structure
100% Airlume combed cotton (solid colors) – soft, smooth, and breathable
4.2 oz weight – light enough to wear every day, strong enough to hold shape
Pre-shrunk – so it fits right, wash after wash
Eco-conscious printing – because plants deserve better
The print won’t crack. The fit🔥 WHY IT MATTERS
Because this isn’t just a plant shirt.
It’s a flag. A flex. A signal to your people.
You don’t “like” plants.
You hustle them. won’t sag. The attitude won’t fade.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: LotusWearForge
- Email: wearforgebeard-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
PLANT HUSTLE TEE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|